Drinking Games part 1

If you try hard enough most anything can be turned into a drinking game (movies, song lyrics, and school lectures when you're feeling really daring). My family, predominantly because of our collective alcoholism, has the wonderful ability to reinvent the standard for when drinking is appropriate.

Yesterday "we" (me and my two sisters spouses) we're sitting in a sort of quasi porch area. Out of boredom, we began to throw small pebbles into a hole in the table. One of the spouses (let's call him Jar Jar) said "this could be a fun drinking game." To which I responded, "It could be. There are beers in the fridge." Jar Jar went and got three beers, beginning a very fun and pointless game (and also lowering the bar for when its okay to guzzle down some inebriating goodness). 

I started to think about new situations when it was okay to drink, and after thinking very hard on the matter (5 minutes) I had formulated a rather comprehensive (more than one) list.

# 1 - Long Story Short:

The rule of the game is simple. Every time someone says "long story short," but in no way shortens the length of the conversation DRINK!

# 2 - Find The Token "_____!"

This game will vary from country to country and state to state, but essentially the nature of the game is the same. You live in a community (whether it be black or gay, asian or normal person) that is predominantly the same group or groups of people. Whenever you see someone that disproves this fact DRINK! In this way, drinking will make you less racist.