There is less than 5 hours until I reach the age of drunken debauchery. I like to thank many people as I pass this absurd and completely arbitrary milestone. The politicians, campus safety, the police, and all those other wonderful individuals that made sobriety, well, mandatory. More importantly, however, I'd like to give a warm virtual hand of applause to everyone else. Those people who serve underage teenagers alcohol are the true heroes. Keep up the good work.
I am going to enjoy these final pre-21 moments with my parents, eating at a lavish restaurant called Blackfish.
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